The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
Noelie Altito
Most people would rather be certain they're miserable than risk being happy.
Robert Anthony
Half the work that is done in this world is to make things appear what they are not.
Elias Root Beadle
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
Daniel J. Boorstin
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.
Phyllis Diller
Advice to writers: Sometimes you just have to stop writing. Even before you begin.
Stanislaw J. Lec
I wish people who have trouble communicating would just shut up.
Tom Lehrer
You must learn from the mistakes of others. You can't possibly live long enough to make them all yourself.
Sam Levenson
